On September 14, 2026 (had to wait three days after the
obligatory commemoration of 9/11), California lame-duck governor Gavin
Newsom starred in another CNN puff piece, hosted by Jake Tapper, with a
lake and fly-fishing tackle. And “Starred” is the word, since the whole
operation was another well-constructed psy-op by the Constantly Not News
network to prop up a Democratic candidate, complete with a sweeping, aerial
opening panned out over a bucolic Montana plain, with some country music in the
background.
Newsom starts with a lie: “I’ve no experience in this
process [running for President], so I’m going through it.”
He was a spokesman for President Joe Biden in 2024. He knows
what it takes to run for Preasident, and he’s been doing since 2023, hoping to
get into Biden’s good graces (Angling for the VP slot perhaps?), then betting
on Kamala crashing in November so that he could step in and save the Democratic
Party.
The CNN set-up was clearly that: a set-up to prop up Newsom
as a man of the people who can connect with working-class and middle-class
voters. Why Montana, though? The state hasn’t voted for a Democratic
Presidential candidate since 1992, and just fired its last Democratic statewide
officeholder in 2024.
These corporate media commercials masquerading as news are
nothing new. Newsom standing in water with a weak fishing line completed the
fake package. The Tapper segment gave off the same vibes as Kamala
Harris’ interview with CNN in February 2019, while she was trying on
different coats. How about that news spot with US Senator John Kerry hunting in
2004?
It’s old papers to many pundits: Newsom is running for
President.
What’s stunning is the unrelenting bravado. Newsom will
never abandon this fantasy. He is defined by vanity, stoked for the last 16
years of statewide officeholding. How can he not plunge into this far-flung
ambition for the Presidency?
Every major political office he has run for, he has gotten
elected.
No matter how destroyed or decrepit the state of California
has become, Newsom is a legend in his own mind, and the phenomenally fawning
media will always glow up the Democratic candidate, no matter how incompetent
their record of governance.
What is Newsom’s strategy here? He’s serious, even if the
real world recognizes him as unserious. What does Gavin Newsom intend to
accomplish as president, or what steps does he think will get him into the
White House, despite the increased media attack on his leadership and his
legacy?
It all started with his 2023 debate with Florida Governor
Ron DeSantis. Fox News host Sean Hannity engaged in some subtle (and clever)
manipulation by offering some moderate to softball interviews to Gavin Newsom
on his show earlier that year. At first, I thought that Hannity was losing his
mind or he had sold out for easy ratings. Why was he giving interviews to allow
Newsom a chance to make himself look good or even halfway decent?
Then came the major selling point: Hannity was setting him
up, not to look good, but to hold a debate against the governor of one of the
reddest (and most successful) states in the union: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
The clash of executives would force into full relief the
ultimate red-state v. blue-state comparison.
Based on the facts, the delivery, and the commitment to
truth and decency, Governor DeSantis won the debate. However, Newsom wasn’t
interested in winning a debate against a red-state governor in front of red-state
voters. He was sharpening his media skills to spin, deceive, gaslight, and lie
outright before a national audience and impress the Democratic voter base,
establishment, and donor class that he's a flawless executive who can collect
his thoughts and withstand all scrutiny with a smile.
Like Tucker Carlson’s frequent schtick of straight-up lying
about prior comments, even denouncing them once confronted with the record,
Newsom can ignore reality, bend the truth, and attack opponents without
breaking a sweat or losing his nerve. He is a practiced con artist, making all
kinds of excuses for why California is falling apart. He highlights little
progress in one area, while skillfully ignoring or covering up the legacy of
failure before and after what little good he can play up.
In the words of Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, Gavin Newsom
is a plastic Ken version of Patrick Bateman from American psycho. He can
lie with impunity without breaking a sweat, fidgeting his hands, blinking his
eyes, or turning away from the camera.
This kind of psychopathology can play very well with the progressive
voter base as he competes for the Election 2028 Democratic nomination.
Governor Hair-Gel is ambitious, but he plays coy like a mad
seducer. In one example of covering his
tracks (barely), he toys with the notion that other Democratic contenders have
a chance of running and winning. During his staged photo-op with CNN’s Tapper,
Newsom pledged to support Harris if she throws her hat in the ring again (I
hope she does!).
Newsom
recently interviewed cocaine aficionado and laptop loser and spoiled rich
man Hunter Biden, who has worked the podcast circuit to rehabilitate himself
(his image, not his habits) and probably raise money since Daddy doesn’t have
the rich political connections anymore. Hunter delusionally thinks he has a
chance at becoming president in 2028, too. Newsome gave free press to Michigan
Governor Gretchen Whitmer, who has nothing but a train of awkward attempts to
capitalize on President Trump's positive labor policies in the Rust Belt, while
at the same time pretending that she doesn't know him. That photo up where she
literally hid her face behind her folder in the oval office did her no favors.
Is Newsom sweet-talking the bench, or sizing them up to
intimidate them? He has positioned himself as an anti-Trump foil, even maintaining
his political and ideological distance despite a few professional interactions
with President Trump during the horrendous wildfires that devoured Northern
California in 2019 and then in Southern California in 2025.
He is banking on just enough common sense in the Democratic
grassroots to elect someone who is not a DSA crazy, but is still committed to
an anti-Trump successor who has a broad resume of executive experience.
If his latest gloss-up on CNN is an indicator, it shows that
he's all manufactured and very little man. The coiffed head and gravelly voice got
him far in California, but at the end of the day, he faces the same challenges
as his former AG Kamala Harris. Living and working in a liberal echo chamber
all his life, he has shown neither aptitude nor interest in reaching across the
aisle or working with people of different backgrounds or political bent. A few
photo-ops in Flyover America won’t remedy those deficits.
Even if he won the Democratic Party nomination, he would
have the same Harris drag down. The record of California dysfunction and
collapse is too stark to ignore. No matter how deep the anti-Trump animus in
the Democratic Party, the anti-democratic DSA grassroots have taken such a hold
that they want someone fresh and vibrant with no establishment
aftertaste.
Newsome fails on those points. But who knows what could
happen in two years?

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