Saturday, December 17, 2016

Stone Cold Truth: Grandma Got Run Over By the Trump Train

This is the perfect song for this Christmas Season, full of presents and surprises!

The Democrats, the Republican Establishment, the special interests, the Open Border Lobby, and the Media were hoping for the following:


What the got was:



Now imagine the song below, sung to the tune of one of my favorite Christmas carols:

"Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer"

Hat Tip to the Max to Roger Stone of Stone Cold Truth!


Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
She'd been drinking too much kool aid.
And we begged her not to cheat.
But she wasn't on medication.
So she made deals with Arabs and DC elites.
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
When we found her the next morning.
People all screamed Trump was worse.
She had track marks on her forehead.
And incriminating emails in her purse.
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
Now we're not real proud of liberals
They've not been taking it real well.
See them burning down their cities
Looting stores and overall just raising hell.
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
Now that Trump has won the White House.
All the snowflakes are about to crack.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Will he let illegals stay or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
Now the economy is on an upswing.
And Americans sleep in peace. Ahh.
And the red white and blue fireworks.
Remind me how Mattis will deal with the middle east.
Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.
I celebrated with all my neighbors.
As Hillary fell from grace.
And now it makes me proud to say
God bless President Trump and the USA! 

Merry Christmas!

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