It's the Koch Brothers!
Two Old White Guys with Money!
They will gum you to death with their false teeth!
They will run you over in their motorized wheelchairs.
If you're not careful, they will use their senior discount and pay less for their eggs and bacon at Denny's!
Must stop the old white men!
They control everything!
They control the media!
They control the country!
They control the UNIVERSE!
Oh No!
The Koch Brothers are to blame for all the evils of the world!
It's their fault when a puppy dies!
It's their fault when a baby cries!
It's their fault when a turkey fries (in an oven)!
It's their fault that SNL is no longer funny!
It's their fault that President Obama refuses to lead, that he refuses to listen, that he refuses to meet with Congress, Republicans and Democrats, and deal with the spending issues and the budget problems.
It's their fault that Congressman Henry Waxman has done nothing for decades to assist our wounded veterans who suffer homeless on the streets of Los Angeles County! It's also their fault that Waxman ran oversight hearings on baseball, yet had no idea what he was investigating. It's their fault that the Obama administration federally funded nineteen green tech companies, all of which failed.
It's the Koch Brothers' fault that the state of California, under the leadership of Governor Jerry Brown and a liberal, Democratic supermajority, that taxes are going up, that businesses are fleeing the state, that our schools are failing. It's not because of overwhelming bureaucracies, funded by coerced tax dollars which fund red tape and lawsuit settlements.
Of course not -- It's the Koch Brothers' fault! Never trust an old white man with wealth, especially if he is from Kansas!
It's the Koch Brothers' fault that Obamacare, all 2,500 pages and tens of thousands of pages and growing, has failed to control costs, that premiums are rising more than ever, that doctors are quitting the profession, that men and women are having a hard time order health insurance on glitched and stitched Medicare exchanges!
Another old white man with wealth, Warren Buffet, says that Obamacare should be scrapped. It's all his fault, too!
Blame the Koch Brothers!
Down with old white men! Boo!
(YAWN!)
Liz:
ReplyDeleteShould I blame Warren Buffet for being an idiot?
Idiotic is Obamacare, as well as corrupt and unsustainable.
The Koch Brothers is the smokescreen for the Democratic failures.
I notice that you did not challenge my sarcasm about the empty attacks on two old white guys from Kansas.
If you cannot keep up with the conversation in a mature fashion, then sit and be quiet.
"Better to be thought a fool and say nothing than to speak and remove all doubt", Liz (from Republican President Abe Lincoln)
Arthur C. Schaper @ArthurCSchaper 3s
ReplyDeleteLizChamplain: Listen asshole you never tell a woman to "sit and be quiet" Ever had your ass kicked by a chick with blackbelt in TaeKwonDo?
I retweeted your hate, Liz!
And I "Tae Kwon Don't Care what you say about it!"
Thanks for following!