Sorry, USA, Obama's Just Not That into You (Let Me Tell You Who Is)

“I do not believe, and I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I do not believe that the president loves Americ. He doesn’t love you. And he doesn’t love me. He wasn’t brought up the way you were brought up and I was brought up through love of this country.” Retired NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani

Rudy was right.

Sorry, America, but the truth is that President Obama just isn't that into you.

Barry Doesn't Care

He wasn't really into you the moment that you agreed: "We are the change we have been waiting for."

He wasn't really that into you the moment that he laid eyes on you.

He wanted to fundamentally transform you, America.

You paid for the food during the date. He left you with the bill. He talked badly about your parents, and told you that you looked funny.

He had told you that you were beautiful the way you were, then talked badly about you all around the world, and apologized for everything that you did, because in his eyes, you are always wrong.

Sorry, America, but Barry just isn't that into you.

Now then, who is into you?

Benjamin Netanyahu

Benjamin Netanyahu: he loves you, America!

He is speaking to a joint session of your country's Congress this week.

The Prime Minister has more respect for you than your own President. He understands that freedom and prosperity go together with national security, and he respects the men and women in this country who lay down their lives to protect this great country.

Who else is into you?

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Nigel Farage, the leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party.

He called your ancestors "Brilliant People" who came together and formed a country. Would that Barry loved you as much as Nigel.

Who else loves you, America?



Jean-Francois Revel

Jean-Francois Revel. Yes, a French intellectual, who died all too soon in 2006, took the courage to declare that Democracies all too often kill themselves in the pursuit of bland ideals, while ignoring existential threats in their midst and abroad.

He also criticized the cliché French fad of denigrating the United States in his work "Anti-Americanism", then praised the many great innovations of this country.

Even the left-wing intellect Bernard-Henri Levy says good things about this country, convinced that the greatest hopes of this world lay in America.

There are a lot of smart men out there who love you, America, and they are into you!

Forget Barry. He's a loser.

And he's just not that into you!