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RINO DISASTER -- HERE'S THE RUB:
After all the plotting and scheming and smearing and conniving, Team
Tupola went down in flames on Saturday. Their towelboy Boyd Ready
(or simply TowelBoyd Ready) lost the gavel to his arch-rival Brett
Kulbis. It wasn't even close. And nothing Ready, Rohlfing, Trollman,
Ward, McDonut, James or their "millennial polynesian woman" Andria
Tupola did mattered. They've got no juice at all. And
nobody cares what they think or buys their obnoxious nonsense anymore.
More than 2/3rds of the voting members were unswayed by the
Tupola Gang's "Hail Satan" pass. When the votes
were counted at party headquarters, Boyd Ready's corrupt RINO's lost by an
overwhelming, landslide vote of 27-10 against the "Wednesday
Night Massacre".
Members of the county committee were shocked and disgusted
that top party leaders and other RINO infiltrators resorted to such
obvious lies, slander and sleaze. It came as no surprise,
really, that the 11 ousted officers were re-installed right before the crying
eyes and reddening face of Fritz "I belong to a church to enhance my
Rolodex" Rohlfing and the long, sad faces of most of his
Satan-worshipping co-conspirators.
That's right, even though Rohlfing delusionally thought he had
it in the bag yesterday -- thinking he'd handpick his towelboy and 2nd
Place finisher Boyd Ready to become the Honolulu GOP's county chair --
and even after issuing the dubious
ruling in which Rohlfing overturned the election of nearly all volunteer
Honolulu GOP county officers a few days ago, the Jedi
slaughtered the Empire in a vote so lopsided that the following happened
. . .
Crooked RINO towelboy Boyd Not-So-Readywas in such
shock that he didn't turn over the chairman's gavel to Brett Kulbis.
You'll hear the audio in the video above. Stunned and completely
numb from having decisively lost in a landslide, stuttering Boyd kept
on running the meeting and had to be reminded by "Big Mike"
Palcic that he wasn't running things anymore. This had
to be the funniest and most satisfying moment of the meeting.
There were other funny moments too, like when Puppetmasters
Rohlfing, Ready and James embarrassingly had to 'counsel' Tupola's poorly-briefed,
late-arriving puppet representative at the county meeting to change
its vote from YES to NO. (Sorry, not sure if that was a him or a
her.) "Yes" meant pro-restoration of officers and
"No" meant RINO all the way. Seeing Team Tupola's united
front (which included Bob McDonut plus a representative from Gene
Ward's office) turn out to be a huge dud and a massive failure
almost made one feel sorry for this anonymous doofus who drove all the way
from wherever to cast the wrong vote and then got "counseled"
before everyone to change votes to the losing side (or what? Be banished to
signwave for Tupola on Farrington Highway forever?).
BAD RELIGION: After decades of
corruption, incompetence and declining success at the polls, the only way
for these RINO's to prevail in 2017 was to cheat, lie, steal, and manipulate.
But they failed. This is a good sign for the future of our
party. But, let's remember, these nimrods are still around and still
among us.
TRUTH SERUM: Yesterday we
learned much about the sickness which remains at the Hawaii GOP.
The swamp is deep and filled with muck. For instance,
right now Fritz Rohlfing is knowingly paying out YOUR MONEY for the
salary and benefits and other labor costs to employ a useless, corrupt, lord
of the idiots named Jack James. He's the kind of guy who'd steal
your car and try to sell it back to you. He has already violated his
employment contract with the Hawaii GOP more times than you can count.
Yet Fritzy Boy keeps wasting donor money on this RINO loser.
Thousands are being wasted every month on this corrupt, self-serving
buffoon who regularly uses party resources to campaign for Boyd Ready and
Andria Tupola instead of doing his job. In fact, the Lincoln Day
Dinner (planned in Waikiki the same week as the Kauai state convention)
appears headed for a massive financial loss for the party. Who's in
charge? Jack "Mehoff" James, RINO towelboy to Fritz
Rohlfing, champion to Andria Tupola and Boyd Ready, okole whisperer to
McDermott, Rohlfing and Ward, and the overpaid executive director of the
Hawaii Republican Party. Why, why, why is this loser still working
at HRP??
MORE SWAMP FILTH: In their
nefarious subterfuge for power, Jack James and Fritz Rohlfing sent a press
release Friday Night (hours before yesterday's meeting at party
headquarters). In their immoral zeal and lust for power, they sent this
scandalous press release to the entire GOP membership statewideAND to
every single news media outlet in the state; the mass e-mail even
alleged that law enforcement authorities were investigating the county
website and fundraising which doesn't appear to have even begun yet.
Talk about a "Hail Satan" pass!! In this bogus press release
designed to help Boyd Ready at Brett Kulbis' expense, Satan James and Satan
Rohlfing tried to help their Dark Lord and Master Andria Tupola by knowingly
lying about the new Oahu GOP website and more; completely
pretending they had no knowledge of any plans the new Honolulu County
Republican Party had for messaging to the public, organizing volunteers,
fundraising, etc.
At yesterday's meeting, three crucial things happened in
relation to the Rohlfing/James press release. First, every
single statement in Friday night's release was revealed to be fabricated
and 100% false; partly by Kulbis showing Rohlfing's signature certifying
all the topics covered at a post-convention meeting to discuss plans for the
county (including the very website, fundraising, etc. which the massive
scumbag named Fritz Rohlfing pretended not to know about). [It's no
wonder Fritz will never get the federal judgeship he desperately wants -- cause
he's an unethical, lying sack of horse manure.] Second, the
Oahu GOP county committee voted UNANIMOUSLY to urge Rohlfing and James
to retract their phony, defamatory press release in order to
immediately reverse the damage to the Republican brand. Third,
Rohlfing responded to the vote by defiantly refusing - simply saying
"NO" to the dozens of county committee members disgusted with his
antics, Fritz refuses to retract his lies or even to order his paid flunkie
Jack "I need this job so I'll debase myself and do anything" James
to retract the sleazy, lie-filled, press release either. These
are the soulless, zero-integrity megalomaniacs who have driven the Hawaii GOP
into the dirt; to its lowest point EVER in Hawaii history. No wonder
Boyd Ready and Andria Tupola and Bob McDermott and Gene Ward are mixed up
with Rohlfing and James and Kweef Trollman. Birds of a feather.
Closet Democrats. And practitioners of Satan worship.
ALL OF WHICH BRINGS US TO THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN
WAITING FOR: The absolute
profanity-filled meltdown of Representative McDermott. You really
haven't lived until you've been on the receiving end of "Onward
Christian Soldier" Bob McDermott's verbally violent tirades.
Unlike most people, Ranting Bob's profanity and cries for
help with anger management are music to the ears of fake conservatives
hangers-on like sycophantic fake Republicans Fern Mossman and Rene Morgan.
But McDonut's filthy tirades and narcissistic behavior makes the rest
of us sick to our stomachs. Sorry about that, 'ladies'.
While the need to pry the gavel out of Boyd Ready's hands
upon his losing is still the funniest moment of yesterday's meeting at
party headquarters, the 2nd funniest and single MOST disturbing moment
lasted several minutes. Remember that McDonut is the same guy who wrote to HIRA a couple weeks
ago and boasted that he would definitely be the GOP's
candidate for governor in 2018 and that we should go 'jerk each other off'.
Remember that McDermott is Boyd Ready's #1 fan and endorser. And,
yes, recall that McDonut is the same guy who memorably shouted in anger on
the State House floor at fellow legislators "Start acting like a
f***ing Republican" and "do your f***ing job".
Again, music to the ears of Mossman, Morgan and other phony-baloney
'conservatives' who are well practiced in looking the other way when their
tainted buddies are involved; selectively enforcing when morality
matters.
Well, Bob's tirade yesterday (following his candidate Boyd
Ready's substantial loss) allowed the uninitiated to witness
McDonut freaking out, swearing, and accusing HIRA of having taken over the
entire Hawaii GOP and making it clear that anyone who disagreed was a liar
or an idiot. For a brief moment, Bob's tinfoil hat was visible even
from commuters driving past the Kapiolani Blvd. headquarters. It seemed
obvious to many people in attendance that he'd possibly gone off his meds.
While we're not big fans of Bob's here at HIRA -- even though he
credits HIRA with helping to defeat Pono Choices and fight same-sex marriage
-- we are concerned enough to consider a fundraiser to get Bob the serious
help he needs. The way he was acting, you'd have thought old Bob
McDonut had wolfed down a case of Doritos in his basement, chased by a gallon
of Rollman's fermented 200 proof urine, before arriving at yesterday's county
meeting in time for a McRant. Perhaps Fritz Rohlfing
could use his sleazy lawyer tricks to get Bobby McD committed to the Kaneohe
State Mental Institution for his own protection and that of his wife and kids
and his coworkers and his staff like Trollman.
BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, YOU'RE A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's the 'real' Bob McDermott at GOP headquarters on
Saturday. He's a guy who's obviously battling demons and serious mental
problems. Or maybe he's breathed in too much exhaust signwaving on Fort
Weaver Road, where he's cursed to remain for the rest of his shortlived
political career.
It was sad enough when Bob left the county convention four
weeks ago with his tail between legs after his publicly endorsed candidate
Boyd Ready lost. But then again yesterday, when his same
candidate lost, Bob became unhinged and got booed out of the headquarters by
a universally disgusted county committee which grew sick of his cursing,
accusing, and bloviating of wild conspiracy theories. HIRA heard that
Bob left yesterday's explosive meeting (he WAS the explosion)
with his tail between his legs, only to find his car was covered with birdshit
and a parking ticket to boot.
It's so sad to see a guy lose it completely and fall from
grace at such high speed. Maybe the next time House Speaker Souki or
Oahu GOP Chairman Kulbis gavels Snowflake Bob out of order, he'll shut up,
sit down and listen instead. Or maybe he'll just go away after his
campaign for governor.
CONCLUSION
Yesterday was not a good day for Hawaii Republican
Party, save the heartwarming re-confirmation of Kulbis & his
ready-to-get-down-to-business county team (though Ready thoroughly
demonstrated that he cannot be part of rebuilding the party in any
office). Rohlfing's failed RINO saboteurs and plotters have surely
back in Bob McDonut's basement all weekend long; drinking Trollman-Aid and
cooking up a new way to reverse the elections of Kulbis and his fellow county
and district officers for the benefit of Tupola's twisted, corrupt campaign.
For the record, HIRA is very proud of the State Rules Chair
and County Elections Chair for strongly standing on principle. But it
really sucks that Satanic Rohlfing will still be on the Hawaii GOP's
powerful executive committee (with a vote and a voice) ever after
totally destroying the party over the past two years. There's only
one workaround: Fritz either needs to resign or be fired by the
State Committee. Then, a new chair can be selected to serve for the
next few weeks until a new chair can be chosen at the State Convention in
May. That way, Rohlfing will no longer be on the executive committee
(using his satanic vote and voice) working in league with other Tupola
supporters on weak GOP neighbor island county organizations where not
even a single Republican holds office. In addition, HIRA believes a new
interim chair could immediately FIRE Jack "Mehoff" James and can
call for the long overdue resignation of TowelBoyd Ready, whose disgusting
antics and willingness to backstab, cheat, lie and steal make him a more
perfect fit with Hillary Clinton's political party.
Since the RINO party of Rohlfing never tellls you anything, we
hope that HIRA has lived up to your expectations of giving you the good, the
bad and the ugly. You DESERVE to know why Republicans in
Hawaii keep losing, why our party gets weaker, and why Democrats keep being
allowed to win. HIRA tells it like it is and keeps the pressure on
the party to get fixed so Republicans can start fixing what's wrong with
Hawaii. Let's hope that the Oahu GOP's restoration is a sign of progress as
Election Day 2018 gets closer and closer.
Mahalo,
ERIC RYAN
President, Hawaii Republican Assembly (HIRA)
Chairman, HIRA Action SuperPAC
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